Floral Estrangements: Taunt Your Rivals and Vanquish Your Enemies Through The Language of Flowers

Flowers for when you love them…not. Is there anything more savage than an archly composed bouquet? The Victorians didn’t think so, which is why their flower symbols weren’t just endearing—they were also cheeky, rude, and downright hostile. This illustrated floriography will help you find new and fragrant ways to channel your frustrations and fuel your revenge fantasies, supported by common (and some not-so-common) vengeful plants, as well as suggested bouquets to blight your nemeses. With incredible, subtly hostile illustrations of flowers throughout, this is a sumptuous, decadent, guilty pleasure of a gift or self-purchase. As a modern bard says, “Don’t get sad, get even.” Hardcover; 200 pages.